Shopping with a cop is weird

My new friend is a police officer. It's really weird walking around with him when he's in uniform. The first thing people think is that I'm being arrested or something. Yesterday he had on one of those Galco Holsters with his gun in it and we're walking around the mall looking for shoes. I think people thought that I was shoplifting. You should have seen the stares that I was getting.

I told him next time we're getting his stuff online. Whether it's for work or his regular clothes. But I'm not going shopping with him in uniform any more.