Wanna hear a bad oyster joke?

I only know bad jokes. Not bad as in lewd but bad as in what a corny joke kinda joke. Anyway here's the joke: What did the girl oyster say to the boy oyster? You never open up to me. See I told you it was bad. I told the joke to find out if you like Gulf oysters. Oysters are an excellent source of zinc, vitamin B-12, and omega-3 fatty acids as well as being a low calorie protein source. However you should avoid oysters if you have liver disease, diabetes or a weak immune system.

You can eat oysters fried, broiled, grilled, steamed and of course, raw. But whatever way you choose to indulge, make sure you're Oyster Aware.